Left hand holds a flower right hand swings a sword
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tbh I think people deeply misunderstand the dynamic between harrow and ortus. imagine ur thirty years old working a minimum wage job and living in ur moms basement. ur manager is an overacheiving high schooler who knows the employee handbook by heart. like she will garnish ur wages if u don’t upsell vigorously enough but also she needs a ride home because her learners permit says she’s not allowed to drive past 8 pm. ortus nigenad is victim of the alienation of labor, send tweet.
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tw: old man
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Blake Belladonna, looking up at the World Tree in the Creatorless Realm of the Undying, where Life breaks bread with Death, and Time Itself sleeps:
I can’t believe this is really what happened we are truly living in blessed times
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In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.
This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.
(via enjolrasofficial)
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there is something so blursed about jesus christ superstar. the music is unimaginably catchy. it seems like every production is fated to have one element that makes it unrecommendable to all your friends no matter how much you love the rest of it. it is almost explicitly textual that judas is in love with jesus. mary magdalene is absolutely implied to still be working as a prostitute for the entire duration of the show. every year it makes a new crop of teens crack open ao3 to read jesus/judas porn. there’s one section of a song that is just jesus getting whipped on stage for two straight minutes. I once saw a production where king herod was a drag queen.
Never forget the figure skater who could’ve performed to any song but chose the Jesus getting whipped song including the whipping sounds
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Good Omens 2 + Text Posts
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the full lineup
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if u consider yourself a horror fan you like NEED to be aware and educated on the ableism thats been put at the heart of so much horror. like… is that character actually scary or do they just have a limp/scars/disfigurement that real normal people have irl and have to see depicted as horrifying and dehumanizing? if you think any of those things or things like it are scary in ANY context you need to step away from the horror genre and familiarize yourself with the fact that people can and do look like that and they do not deserve to be an object of fear
(via transgenderpirate)
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the demons in hell must be having a riot there’s all these rumors about crowley and aziraphale dating and allegedly theres a picture of them together and then 90 years later you hear that a demon and angel ran off to alpha centauri and you’re like oh must be crowley and aziraphale they’ve been a thing for ages but NO its your boss beelzebub (ex boss now, apparently) and heaven’s supreme archangel fucking gabriel. like how do you go back to work after hearing this
